Hopeless Semantic

Resting Witch Face

Happy October Eve

Oct 1 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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September 2026

Helicopter Dog Mom

Reporting for duty!

Sep 23 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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And the Emmy Goes to...

Women of a certain age. About f-ing time.

Sep 16 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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If Memory Serves

The certain uncertainty of “where were you when”

Sep 9 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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Hooray for Hollywood

With love from a Las Vegas commuter

Sep 2 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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August 2026

What a Way to Make a Living

Dolly Parton is a verb for how to be.

Aug 26 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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Must Be the Season of...

...the which?

Aug 20 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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School Supply (and Demand)

The way to my heart is college-ruled.

Aug 12 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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August and Everything After

And I'm not just talking about Mr. Jones (and me)

Aug 5 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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July 2026

Birthday Girl

Ringing in my true New Year

Jul 29 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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Can I Bum a Cig?

Butt hear me out.

Jul 22 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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From the Editor

The best part of being an author, in my book.

Jul 15 • Sarah Grace McCandless

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